My Bat-Problem

I know I mentioned how Black Adam was my problem, but I have a bigger problem now: Batman. The consensus among the heroes I know is this Batman is a fake. Unfortunately, he seems to be every bit as skilled as the real one, or at least that is what I hear (I've never actually met Batman).

The first time I met the faux Batman, he tried to blow up a cafe. There was a young boy that nearly died that day. You can imagine how I felt! I don't care if your name is Batman or Mother Theresa: You nearly kill a young boy, and you WILL feel the wrath of Supergirl!

Unfortunately for me, this Bat-fake was VERY skilled!

Even after Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl showed up to help, Bat-phoney still managed to pull a fast one, tossing a few explosive smoke grenades. By the way, I may be tough, but explosives still hurt!

My studmuffin boyfriend, Ferdy, to the rescue!

Although I managed to blow the smoke out of the area, Wonder Woman still caught the brunt of one and had to be taken to the hospital (Rumor has it she argued the entire way!)

But even without Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl became a good friend that day as we took on Faux Batman.

This is "angry" Supergirl. You wouldn't like me angry!

On top of that, I met someone else that day: Captain Marvel!

He helped Wonder girl and I by keeping some weird archer assassin guy busy for us. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough, and the "Dork Knight" and his partner got away. (Hat tip to Nightwing for the "Dork Knight" nickname!)

After Bat-Brand X and his buddy took off, the heroes got together. Even Wonder Woman made it back (although I suspect a paramedic is writhing in pain in a back alley somewhere). Captain Marvel called us "super friends". Really? "Super friends"? It sounds like a cartoon group of heroes. But he is oddly adorable in his own way.